It’s time for one of the world’s most unique and campy music competitions, Eurovision 2019! Hard ot believe it’s already been a year since the last competition. Last year we predicted that Israel represented by Netta with a song TOY would win. Each year the winner gets to host the competition, so this year it’s in Tel Aviv.
If you have never heard of this or watched it before, what is wrong? Get to it right now. Eurovision is a 60-year-old competition that started after World War 2 to unite war-torn Europe. Each country sends a representative from all over Europe. Also, Israel and Australia participate. We are big fans of this competition because of how campy and silly it can be and even we are initially from Europe. The Eurovision competition, for the first time, was aired in the USA in 2017 on Logo. The contest lasts five days, with the first semi-final, second semi-final, and grand family.
You can watch all 41 competitors on Eurovision Song Contest Youtube Channel.
Australia ?? Zero Gravity by Kate Miller-Heidke
What is going on here? We don’t care as the giant building-size dress, queen, and backup dancers do something crazy on a large pole. Your weirdness earns one of the top pics for the year.
Iceland ?? Hatrið mun sigra by Hatari
Leather, harness, bondage, and randomness all in one. Finally, something crazy and unique in Eurovision 2019. You can sing about love only so much!
Norway ?? Spirit In The Sky by KEiiNO
We like the fast phase beat of this sun. Plus, snow and cute cat ears earn this song a spot on our top pics.
Armenia ?? Walking Out by Srbuk
I won’t say that shirtless hot guy running around didn’t contribute to us like this video. However, this is also a very artistic black-and-white video with splashes of color appearing from time to time.
France ?? Roi by Bilal Hassani
Boys in makeup and wings speak sexy French. France is always one of the few countries that perform in their native language. This time in Eurovision 2019, they are doing a mix of France and English, which creates a much more powerful song.
San Marino ?? Say Na Na Na by Serhat
This video just made us want to say Na Na Na!!! We like how cute and full of color this video is. It’s yet another love song, but unlike others, it has a much faster beat. So many love songs sound so depressing. Stop giving me a reason to see the therapist. I want to say Na Na Na.
Cyprus ?? Replay by Tamta
Every year we are into Cyprus’s entry into Eurovision, and something about their pop that works for us. Plus, this time, quite a few hot shirtless guys are pouring paint all over their hot buds. We can’t say no to that.
Malta ?? Chameleon by Michela
I love their use of text in the music video. Now hope that translates well into the concert format.
Portugal ?? Telemóveis by Conan Osiris
What in the world did we watch? It’s like the gayest version of Thanos with his own Infinity Gauntlet, except it’s the golden-fisting hand.
Spain ?? La Venda by Miki
We like how happy and preppy this song is. Many pieces are slow with a sad melody. It’s nice to have something more comfortable.
Honorary Mention Ukraine ?? by MARUV
Ukraine won’t participate in Eurovision 2019 due to disagreement with the Ukrainian broadcaster and musicians. How can you not develop some plan that the winner, 2nd place, and even 3rd place won’t agree to represent their country? Regardless, this would have been a feast song.