Being bilingual and Boris often results in some funny quotes. #BorisSpeak is name my friends gave to the way I speak and write which is often very silly and weird. Nothing is made up and somehow ended up being said in real life. Most of the times you can find #borisspeak on twitter. However, every year continuing with the tradition I realease my favorite rndom quotes I said. Here are the Best of BorisSpeak 2018. Let me know your favorites with a like and follow for more funny things at @nomnomboris or #borisspeak to see all the quotes and check out Best Of BorisSpeak 2017 and 2016.
1. When you miss your favorite TV show
"Did they cancel the glory hole spin-off?" #borisspeak #quote
— NOM NOM Boris 🏳️🌈🇺🇦 (@nomnomboris) November 15, 2018
2. Finding excuse why eating more sweets is a must
Dessert is not food, it's joy #borisspeak #quote
— NOM NOM Boris 🏳️🌈🇺🇦 (@nomnomboris) September 19, 2017
3. When you work hard, but only one thing is on your mind
“I gave up looking for it and just went for it, penis flute.” #borisspeak #gaylife #quotes
— NOM NOM Boris 🏳️🌈🇺🇦 (@nomnomboris) November 11, 2018
4. Sometimes I am too cute for you handle
Your resting bitch face has nothing on my resting cute face! #borisspeak #gay #quote
— NOM NOM Boris 🏳️🌈🇺🇦 (@nomnomboris) October 28, 2016
5. I mean I am tall
I can't do baby steps, my shoes are size 14 #borisspeak #bigboy #gaylife
— NOM NOM Boris 🏳️🌈🇺🇦 (@nomnomboris) October 27, 2016
6. What can I say, I love you
I trust you like I heart you #borisspeak #quotes #gaylife
— NOM NOM Boris 🏳️🌈🇺🇦 (@nomnomboris) January 20, 2019
7. My boyfrined’s name is You (Yo)
“My favorite thing about you is your, you!” #borisspeak #quote #quoteoftheday
— NOM NOM Boris 🏳️🌈🇺🇦 (@nomnomboris) October 25, 2018
8. Have I meantioned my cuteness?
“You should like every picture of me, because it has me in it!” #borisspeak #quote
— NOM NOM Boris 🏳️🌈🇺🇦 (@nomnomboris) October 13, 2018
9. After 19 years, spelling is not getting any better!
“Don’t spell check me, I was born this way” #borisspeak #quote #life
— NOM NOM Boris 🏳️🌈🇺🇦 (@nomnomboris) October 12, 2018
10. We are from Eastern Europe
“Everything works as a shot if you are a proper alcoholic” #borisspeak
— NOM NOM Boris 🏳️🌈🇺🇦 (@nomnomboris) October 7, 2018